livonia is a four letter word. ([info]jimmy_jimmy) wrote,
2005-08-04 01:07:00
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some food for thought.

olga's new bread is going to be 33% bigger to make up for how fat americans are getting.

cheers to you, sweet lady liberty, now we just need to replace that torch with a hamburger.and maybe that book with a porno

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[info]xneverxbetterx

August 4 2005, 05:18:39 UTC 6 years ago

Now, I'm no overly-enthusiastic feminist bitch, but no chick, Statue of Liberty or not, is going to replace Big Boy in all his shiny, manly glory. EVER!!!

Also, it all makes sense.
You know what they say about fat people.
They have big mouths because they're hungry. . . And not much else.
Which is exactly why you need to give them more food to shut them up.
Ohsnap.

♥

[info]jimmy_jimmy

August 4 2005, 05:21:49 UTC 6 years ago

i'm gonna need those two hams back

oh, you're not a shoplifter, you're just a fat kid!

[info]stewpac

August 4 2005, 07:28:48 UTC 6 years ago

Re: i'm gonna need those two hams back

hahaha.


I was thinking that quote just as I read this.

[info]utopiarebel

August 5 2005, 05:38:27 UTC 6 years ago

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I remember the bread being too big for the sandwichs in the first place. Now what? Do prices go up 33%? Does anybody get paid 33% more? I thought people disliked carbs-- why would they want my bread? Can I speak with your manager? This is crazy!

[info]jimmy_jimmy

August 6 2005, 21:39:27 UTC 6 years ago

yeah, well there has been a really big increase in the number of jaff and locarb orders... but who gives a crap anyways.

rob left, thank god his replacement is nothing like dave.
work is stupid.
the end.
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